25 Hilarious Mother's Day Gifts For Moms Who Love To Swear

With a lighthearted threat adorning each foot, these socks are both cute and functional!

Malicious Women Co. make hand-poured candles that capture the snarkiest, funniest moments of womanhood. This scent is perfect for all the moms in your life, with the comforting scent of espresso.

This hilarious book combines sarcastic quotes, fun quizzes, and humor-infused guides that capture the less-than-glamorous experiences that unite all moms.

The Groceries and Sh*t Tote can fit all kinds of, well, groceries and sh*t. Will shoppers be doing double takes in the produce aisle once your mom walks up with this 100% cotton canvas bag? Yes. Will she give a f*ck? Probably not.

Forget paint-and-sip classes: Let your mom express her creative side whenever she damn well pleases with the Swear Word Coloring Book For Adults. Whether she prefers markers, crayons, or colored pencils, this creatively vulgar book's single-side pages will be able to withstand nearly any medium without any color bleeding through. Needless to say, you'll both be LMAO-ing as she fills in this f*cking great coloring book.

Now here's a colorful way to trick out the minivan! This fade- and weather-resistant MILF Mobile Vinyl Bumper Sticker is perfect for the mama who knows what she's working with.

Country music star Miranda Lambert just released her debut cookbook full of the Southern comfort food she grew up eating. Y'all Eat Yet?: Welcome to the Pretty B*tchin' Kitchen is a great gift for the mom who loves to cook and curse.

This woven dish towel from Blue Q says what every mom is thinking after making dinner. The 100% cotton fabric is super soft and absorbent. And when it's not spitting facts, this towel can add a pretty pop of color to your kitchen.

From changing dirty diapers to chaperoning field trips, let this I'm A Lady But- Engraved Tumbler do all the talking for your mom. With a wide range of colors and sizes to choose from, you can get this messaging printed on everything from a classic water bottle or handled coffee thermos to a wine tumbler for her favorite "Mommy Juice." Sorry Not Sorry Co. strongly advises that you don't put this double-walled, vacuum insulated stainless steel mug in the dishwasher, but that and the plastic open port lid (which comes with a straw-friendly drinking hole) should be a breeze to wash... Especially if your mom has you on dish duty.

If your mom loves to cook, she'll appreciate this snarky Droppin' a New Recipe on Your A** Oven Mitt. This sturdy single mitt is thick and well-insulated, which will probably (hopefully) serve as a buffer against both hot dishes and the string of expletives that come out of your mother's mouth when she accidentally burns herself. We're gonna call that a win/win.

To write down the day's woes (or the weekend's Honey Do list), gift your favorite mom some retro-style writing utensils like this Grandma's Cuss Words Pencils Set. This six-pack features bright yellow and green colors and hand-stamped black text. The Grandma-approved expletives include "Geez Louise," "Son of a gun," and the ever-popular "Gosh darnit".

Perfect for new moms... or moms of teens... or really any moms, who are we kidding? The ultra-customizable Mama Needs A Mother Effing Nap Coffee Mug comes in black or white with two size options—11 or 15 ounces—depending on how sleep deprived she may be.

A lot of parents are probably sick and tired of anything that remotely reminds them of Frozen, but this Let That Sh*t Go Bracelet is still a great reminder that when life has you stressing, sometimes the best thing you can do is just say “F it” and let it go. Virginia-based Etsy seller Silver Fern Handmade offers plenty of material options to match your budget—from aluminum and copper to sterling silver and gold filled—for this adjustable cuff. No matter which you choose, your mom is sure to flip her sh*t over the dainty outer dandelion design and inner motivational message.

Odds are your mom has no trouble mincing words, but this CENSORED Cross Stitch can help her say what she wants to say without really saying it. Colorado-based Kait's Crafting Corner also offers plenty of customization options, from different fabric colors to fonts to match your mother’s decor. And did we mention it’s f*cking framed, too??

We all need this reminder sometimes! This Calm the F*ck Down Bath Bomb Set includes four luxurious bath fizzes with names like Tropical Oasis, Romance, Mermaid Kiss, and Black Amethyst—all of which smell as beautiful as they look. Plus, each of these five ounce bath bombs is formulated with soothing coconut oil and phthalate-free fragrances.

She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom, and every cool mom deserves a Bitchin' Coffee Mug. Available in an 11- or 15-ounce capacity, this premium ceramic coffee mug has a large, easy-to-grasp handle and is even microwave- and dishwasher-safe—which officially makes it the perfect gift for the mom who simply doesn't give a f*ck.

Is your mom really into food porn? Check out some f*cking great ideas from our Eat Like Every Day’s the Weekend cookbook! With everything from Giggle Juice to Grilled Cheese Dippers and Crack Chicken, you'll be able to whip up a mother-loving spread that's sure to impress. You can pick one up for your mom, or pick one up for yourself and give her the gift of not having to step into the kitchen this Mother's Day.